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'''Joseph Rogan''', better known as '''Joe Rogan''', is a media personality and former Prime Minister in [[the Republic]]. | {{stub}} | ||
{{Infobox officeholder | |||
| name = Joe Rogan | |||
| office = Prime Minister | |||
| image = joe rogan.png | |||
| caption = Joe Rogan, as taken by the 3DS Camera app for his official portrait, 2025. | |||
| nationality = American | |||
| citizenship = Saudi Arabia, United States of America, The Republic | |||
| death_date = 9/30/27 (Planned) | |||
| death_place = Joe Rogan Death House, Liberty City, United States of America (Planned) | |||
| resting_place = BrainPOP Headquarters, Crematorium level, The Republic (Planned) | |||
| alt = Joe Rogan | |||
| alma_mater = Republican Military Academy | |||
| nickname = Billion Clinton (denied by Rogan) | |||
| branch = Republican Special Military Intelligence Service | |||
| serviceyears = 3 Years | |||
| rank = Agent | |||
| unit = Republic City Agents, 3rd Attachment | |||
| battles = Pragmatism Party Shutdown | |||
Reunification Party Absorption | |||
July Days | |||
}} | |||
{{Short description|Former Prime Minister and media personality}} | |||
'''Joseph John-James Rogan''', better known as '''Joe Rogan''', '''Little Rogan''', or '''Billion Clinton'''<ref name=":1">x.com, General</ref>, is a media personality and former Prime Minister in [[the Republic]]. A former member of [[King Von's Grey Wolves]], and founder of said party, he accepted the [[KVGW Amnesty|political amnesty]], and as a result is retired from politics. He now runs his podcast, the [[Joe Rogan Experience]], full time, although the publication is considered inactive<ref name=":2">Grok Newsroom</ref>. | |||
== Before the Republic == | |||
Rogan grew up in [[Liberty City]], in the United States. Not much is known about his early life, but he was known for being a comedian. Eventually after both of his parents were killed by the [[Obama Cartel]] in a horrific Obama accident. He then learned that he had Republican Citizenship, so he moved to [[Republic City]], seeking a fresh start, as a young adult.<ref name=":0">Joe Rogan Expierence, Episode Archive</ref> | |||
== Republican Guard Era == | |||
Rogan proceded to arrive to the port of Republic City by boat. The [[Republican Guard]] immiedately offered all immigrants education as soon as they left the boat, at the [[Republican Military Academy]] if they signed a contract promising ten years of military service after graduation. Rogan signed then went to his new dorm. | |||
At the Republican Military Academy, Rogan completed a dual degree program in Communications and Metaphysics, achieving a BA and BS. He was chosen for the [[Republican Guard|Republican Special Military Intelligence Service]] due to his high grades and eagerness to work, as well as his [[Ohio Skibidi Rizz]], which was already showing at this young age. He accepted to work at this branch for a trunicated service period of three years. | |||
Throughout his education, Rogan was known to be very passionate for liberal causes, joining debate teams and the youth wing of the [[Democratic Progressive Party]] (DPP). He became known as Billion Clinton by his classmates, who said that he was "a billion times as liberal as the Clintons". Rogan later denied this, saying that the nickname was made up by his political opponents and that he was not nearly as liberal as he is often depicted<ref name=":0" />. He was invited to speak at many events throughout his education, mostly for the DPP. As a reward for his Liberalism and Progressive speeches, the Saudi Family gave him citizenship. | |||
[[File:Joerogan.jpg|alt=Young Joe Rogan performing with a microphone|left|thumb|Joe Rogan in desguise at a Reunification Party meeting.]] | |||
As an Agent in the 3rd Attachment of the Republic City branch of Agents, he infiltrated both the [[Pragmatism Party|Pragmatism]] and [[Reunification Party|Reunification]] parties and shut them down from the inside. | |||
During his time at the Military Academy and in Service, he started recording episodes of the Joe Rogan Expierence, which exponentially gained popularity<ref name=":0" />. | |||
== Independent Media Mogul Era == | |||
Rogan immiedately hit the ground running with media career when his military service was up, reaching 5 trillion viewers<ref name=":0" /> on his first post-military episode, interviewing [[Tsai Ing-wen]] about her newly formed [[Tsai Cabinet I|cabinet]]. He was still largely known as Billion Clinton at the time<ref name=":1" />, and was a registered DPP voter. He notably interviewed Elon Musk in an epside that gained over 2,094 Quintillion views in one second<ref name=":0" />. | |||
[[File:Doctorevilmeme.jpg|alt=Uhouh - that will be one million dollars.|thumb|Meme made to be critical of the Rogan-United Healthcare deal, c. Tsai Cabinet II, X.com.]] | |||
Due to his shocking popularity, he was able to sign a contract with United Healthcare to give them exclusive streaming rights, for 1 Million Dollars. This deal was the start of his independent wealthiness, and would give him the funds he used to later enter politics<ref>John Obamium, ''My time in the Obama Cartel'', a review of the Republic's Political and Economic Landscape from the Tsai Cabinet to the July Days from the Perspective of the Obama Cartel's former Treasurer.</ref>. | |||
He continued being a broadcaster for United Healthcare until the first [[Shetty Cabinet I|Shetty Cabinet]]<ref name=":0" />. During the later episodes, he would become increasingly critical of the DPP, and eventually on an epsiode interviewing [[Joe Biden's Husband]] (pre-political relevancy<ref name=":1" /><ref name=":2" />), Rogan and JBH would come to the agreement that the DPP was past it's prime and would never be able to form a majority government, even if the party somehow gained a large amount of relevancy. At this point, he started even denying ever being called Billion Clinton<ref name=":3">John Grokson, ''an independent review of Joe Rogan's Life''</ref>. | |||
After breaking off with United Healthcare, Rogan would be independent and stream his podcast live on LiveLeak and Kick. He continues to use these platforms to this day, but he also streams and posts to Truth-social now as well<ref name=":3" />. | |||
== References == | |||
{{Reflist}} | |||
[[Category:Former Prime Ministers]] | |||
[[Category:Members of King Von's Grey Wolves]] | |||
Latest revision as of 15:48, 6 October 2025
Joe Rogan | |
|---|---|
 Joe Rogan, as taken by the 3DS Camera app for his official portrait, 2025. | |
| Prime Minister | |
| Personal details | |
| Died | 9/30/27 (Planned) Joe Rogan Death House, Liberty City, United States of America (Planned) |
| Resting place | BrainPOP Headquarters, Crematorium level, The Republic (Planned) |
| Citizenship | Saudi Arabia, United States of America, The Republic |
| Nationality | American |
| Alma mater | Republican Military Academy |
| Nickname | Billion Clinton (denied by Rogan) |
| Military service | |
| Branch/service | Republican Special Military Intelligence Service |
| Years of service | 3 Years |
| Rank | Agent |
| Unit | Republic City Agents, 3rd Attachment |
| Battles/wars | Pragmatism Party Shutdown
Reunification Party Absorption July Days |
Joseph John-James Rogan, better known as Joe Rogan, Little Rogan, or Billion Clinton[1], is a media personality and former Prime Minister in the Republic. A former member of King Von's Grey Wolves, and founder of said party, he accepted the political amnesty, and as a result is retired from politics. He now runs his podcast, the Joe Rogan Experience, full time, although the publication is considered inactive[2].
Before the Republic[edit | edit source]
Rogan grew up in Liberty City, in the United States. Not much is known about his early life, but he was known for being a comedian. Eventually after both of his parents were killed by the Obama Cartel in a horrific Obama accident. He then learned that he had Republican Citizenship, so he moved to Republic City, seeking a fresh start, as a young adult.[3]
Republican Guard Era[edit | edit source]
Rogan proceded to arrive to the port of Republic City by boat. The Republican Guard immiedately offered all immigrants education as soon as they left the boat, at the Republican Military Academy if they signed a contract promising ten years of military service after graduation. Rogan signed then went to his new dorm.
At the Republican Military Academy, Rogan completed a dual degree program in Communications and Metaphysics, achieving a BA and BS. He was chosen for the Republican Special Military Intelligence Service due to his high grades and eagerness to work, as well as his Ohio Skibidi Rizz, which was already showing at this young age. He accepted to work at this branch for a trunicated service period of three years.
Throughout his education, Rogan was known to be very passionate for liberal causes, joining debate teams and the youth wing of the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP). He became known as Billion Clinton by his classmates, who said that he was "a billion times as liberal as the Clintons". Rogan later denied this, saying that the nickname was made up by his political opponents and that he was not nearly as liberal as he is often depicted[3]. He was invited to speak at many events throughout his education, mostly for the DPP. As a reward for his Liberalism and Progressive speeches, the Saudi Family gave him citizenship.
As an Agent in the 3rd Attachment of the Republic City branch of Agents, he infiltrated both the Pragmatism and Reunification parties and shut them down from the inside.
During his time at the Military Academy and in Service, he started recording episodes of the Joe Rogan Expierence, which exponentially gained popularity[3].
Independent Media Mogul Era[edit | edit source]
Rogan immiedately hit the ground running with media career when his military service was up, reaching 5 trillion viewers[3] on his first post-military episode, interviewing Tsai Ing-wen about her newly formed cabinet. He was still largely known as Billion Clinton at the time[1], and was a registered DPP voter. He notably interviewed Elon Musk in an epside that gained over 2,094 Quintillion views in one second[3].
Due to his shocking popularity, he was able to sign a contract with United Healthcare to give them exclusive streaming rights, for 1 Million Dollars. This deal was the start of his independent wealthiness, and would give him the funds he used to later enter politics[4].
He continued being a broadcaster for United Healthcare until the first Shetty Cabinet[3]. During the later episodes, he would become increasingly critical of the DPP, and eventually on an epsiode interviewing Joe Biden's Husband (pre-political relevancy[1][2]), Rogan and JBH would come to the agreement that the DPP was past it's prime and would never be able to form a majority government, even if the party somehow gained a large amount of relevancy. At this point, he started even denying ever being called Billion Clinton[5].
After breaking off with United Healthcare, Rogan would be independent and stream his podcast live on LiveLeak and Kick. He continues to use these platforms to this day, but he also streams and posts to Truth-social now as well[5].
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 x.com, General
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 Grok Newsroom
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 3.5 Joe Rogan Expierence, Episode Archive
- ↑ John Obamium, My time in the Obama Cartel, a review of the Republic's Political and Economic Landscape from the Tsai Cabinet to the July Days from the Perspective of the Obama Cartel's former Treasurer.
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 John Grokson, an independent review of Joe Rogan's Life