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}}{{Short description|Former Prime Minister and media personality}} | | alma_mater = Republican Military Academy | ||
'''Joseph | | nickname = Billion Clinton (denied by Rogan) | ||
| branch = Republican Special Military Intelligence Service | |||
| serviceyears = 3 Years | |||
| rank = Agent | |||
| unit = Republic City Agents, 3rd Attachment | |||
| battles = Pragmatism Party Shutdown | |||
Reunification Party Absorption | |||
July Days | |||
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{{Short description|Former Prime Minister and media personality}} | |||
'''Joseph John-James Rogan''', better known as '''Joe Rogan''', '''Little Rogan''', or '''Billion Clinton'''<ref>x.com, General</ref>, is a media personality and former Prime Minister in [[the Republic]]. A former member of [[King Von's Grey Wolves]], and founder of said party, he accepted the [[KVGW Amnesty|political amnesty]], and as a result is retired from politics. He now runs his podcast, the [[Joe Rogan Experience]], full time, although the publication is considered inactive<ref>Grok Newsroom</ref>. | |||
== Before the Republic == | |||
Rogan grew up in [[Liberty City]], in the United States. Not much is known about his early life, but he was known for being a comedian. Eventually after both of his parents were killed by the [[Obama Cartel]] in a horrific Obama accident. He then learned that he had Republican Citizenship, so he moved to [[Republic City]], seeking a fresh start, as a young adult.<ref name=":0">Joe Rogan Expierence, Episode Archive</ref> | |||
== Republican Guard Era == | |||
Rogan proceded to arrive to the port of Republic City by boat. The [[Republican Guard]] immiedately offered all immigrants education as soon as they left the boat, at the [[Republican Military Academy]] if they signed a contract promising ten years of military service after graduation. Rogan signed then went to his new dorm. | |||
At the Republican Military Academy, Rogan completed a dual degree program in Communications and Metaphysics, achieving a BA and BS. He was chosen for the [[Republican Guard|Republican Special Military Intelligence Service]] due to his high grades and eagerness to work, as well as his [[Ohio Skibidi Rizz]], which was already showing at this young age. He accepted to work at this branch for a trunicated service period of three years. | |||
Throughout his education, Rogan was known to be very passionate for liberal causes, joining debate teams and the youth wing of the [[Democratic Progressive Party]] (DPP). He became known as Billion Clinton by his classmates, who said that he was "a billion times as liberal as the Clintons". Rogan later denied this, saying that the nickname was made up by his political opponents and that he was not nearly as liberal as he is often depicted<ref name=":0" />. He was invited to speak at many events throughout his education, mostly for the DPP. | |||
As an Agent in the 3rd Attachment of the Republic City branch of Agents, he infiltrated both the [[Pragmatism Party|Pragmatism]] and [[Reunification Party|Reunification]] parties and shut them down from the inside. | |||
During his time at the Military Academy and in Service, he started recording episodes of the Joe Rogan Expierence, which exponentially gained popularity<ref name=":0" />. | |||
== References == | == References == | ||
{{Reflist}} | {{Reflist}} | ||
Revision as of 01:38, 3 October 2025
Joe Rogan | |
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 Joe Rogan, as taken by the 3DS Camera app for his official portrait, 2025. | |
| Prime Minister | |
| Personal details | |
| Died | 9/30/27 (Planned) Joe Rogan Death House, Liberty City, United States of America (Planned) |
| Resting place | BrainPOP Headquarters, Crematorium level, The Republic (Planned) |
| Citizenship | Saudi Arabia, United States of America, The Republic |
| Nationality | American |
| Alma mater | Republican Military Academy |
| Nickname | Billion Clinton (denied by Rogan) |
| Military service | |
| Branch/service | Republican Special Military Intelligence Service |
| Years of service | 3 Years |
| Rank | Agent |
| Unit | Republic City Agents, 3rd Attachment |
| Battles/wars | Pragmatism Party Shutdown
Reunification Party Absorption July Days |
Joseph John-James Rogan, better known as Joe Rogan, Little Rogan, or Billion Clinton[1], is a media personality and former Prime Minister in the Republic. A former member of King Von's Grey Wolves, and founder of said party, he accepted the political amnesty, and as a result is retired from politics. He now runs his podcast, the Joe Rogan Experience, full time, although the publication is considered inactive[2].
Before the Republic
Rogan grew up in Liberty City, in the United States. Not much is known about his early life, but he was known for being a comedian. Eventually after both of his parents were killed by the Obama Cartel in a horrific Obama accident. He then learned that he had Republican Citizenship, so he moved to Republic City, seeking a fresh start, as a young adult.[3]
Republican Guard Era
Rogan proceded to arrive to the port of Republic City by boat. The Republican Guard immiedately offered all immigrants education as soon as they left the boat, at the Republican Military Academy if they signed a contract promising ten years of military service after graduation. Rogan signed then went to his new dorm.
At the Republican Military Academy, Rogan completed a dual degree program in Communications and Metaphysics, achieving a BA and BS. He was chosen for the Republican Special Military Intelligence Service due to his high grades and eagerness to work, as well as his Ohio Skibidi Rizz, which was already showing at this young age. He accepted to work at this branch for a trunicated service period of three years.
Throughout his education, Rogan was known to be very passionate for liberal causes, joining debate teams and the youth wing of the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP). He became known as Billion Clinton by his classmates, who said that he was "a billion times as liberal as the Clintons". Rogan later denied this, saying that the nickname was made up by his political opponents and that he was not nearly as liberal as he is often depicted[3]. He was invited to speak at many events throughout his education, mostly for the DPP.
As an Agent in the 3rd Attachment of the Republic City branch of Agents, he infiltrated both the Pragmatism and Reunification parties and shut them down from the inside.
During his time at the Military Academy and in Service, he started recording episodes of the Joe Rogan Expierence, which exponentially gained popularity[3].