Editing King Von's Grey Wolves

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{{Infobox political party
| name             = King Von's Grey Wolves
| colorcode        = #98ff00
| leader           = King Von (May election-June Snap Election)

Joe Rogan (June Snap Election-Rogan's Resignation)

Manuel Escuela (Rogan's Resignation-Republican Guard Coup)

Bingbong Marcos (Republican Guard Coup-Dissolved)
| ideology         = Populism, Relationism (Formerly)
| legalised        = May 12, 2025
| dissolved        = July 20, 2025: Banned


September 22, 2025: All assets purchased by Kurt Von Schleicher
| colors           = {{color box|#98ff00}} Lime Green
| split            = Kuomintang
| newspaper        = The Joe Rogan Experience
| position         = Enlightened Centrism
| european         = Hostile
| slogan           = King Von's
| anthem           = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcO8KV4gSlA Goodbye Forever - Freestyle]
}}
[[File:Bozkurtlar Logo Design.png|alt=Logo depicting King Von, with a red circle and Turkish text.|thumb|Proposed KVGW logo, allegedly generated by Artificial Intelligence. This logo was never ratified.]]
'''King Von’s Grey Wolves''', also known as the '''KVGW''' or '''King Von's Gray Wolves''' is a populist movement, political party and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism designated terrorist group] founded in the aftermath of the [[May election]]. It was created by the Rogan Declaration, a document signed live on air on the [[Joe Rogan Experience]], a popular variety and news podcast. It was founded by the “3 Pashas”, [[Chiang Kai-Shek]] (from the [[Kuomintang]]), [[Joe Rogan]], who runs a media empire through his ownership of said Joe Rogan Experience, and [[King Von]] (former [[Alternative for Germany|Nazi]]), the most famous celebrity in the Republic. The party gained 6 defectors in parliament (4 from the KMT and 2 from [[Horizons]]), although 1 was killed. It performed shockingly<ref name=":0" /> well in the [[May 2025 by-elections|May by-elections]]. During the [[June snap election]], the party formed a [[Von List|joint list]] with 2 minor relationist parties, [[New Dawn]] and [[Loyalty to the Revolution bloc]], and became both the most popular list and the largest party in parliament. It formed a “[[Rogan Cabinet I|rainbow coalition]]” with 4 other parties, the [[Democratic Progressive Party|Democratic Progressive Party (DPP)]], [[Dignity]], Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and New Dawn. After the [[June regular elections]], the party formed a [[Rogan Cabinet II|grand coalition]] with the DPP, KMT, and other smaller parties. Joe Rogan was Prime Minister during both of these cabinets. After the July elections, [[Manuel Escuela|Manuel "Manny" Escuela]] [[Resignation of Joe Rogan|took over the party by a vote]] and [[Escuela Cabinet|formed a cabinet]] with New Dawn, Momentum, and Dignity. After New Dawn attempted to implement its Orthodox Relationist policies, and then PM Escuela [[Assassination of Gay Tony|contracted an assassination from Boeing]], the government [[July Days|was overthrown]] by the [[Republican Guard]] and the KVGW was banned.<ref name=":0">Politics. US History. Current Events.</ref>

The KVGW also exists as a Paramilitary group, which was managed by King Von before the party's banning. After the ban, this wing was in limbo, and it was suspended from limbo after German Billionaire [[Kurt Von Schleicher]] purchased all assets of the KVGW, renaming it "Kurt Von's Grey Wolves." They currently continue to operate as a private security company under this name and purpose.<ref>Speech from Kurt Von Schleicher, retrieved September 2025.</ref>

== Notable Members ==
The party is split into three wings, KVGW-CTR being the centrists, KVGW-R being more right-wing and conservative, and KVGW-L being more left wing and lenient. All members still identify with Enlightened Centrism.<ref name=":2">Grok.com, General</ref>
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|+
!Person
!Political Wing
!Status
![[KVGW Amnesty|Amnesty]] Accepted?
|-
|[[Joe Rogan]]
|KVGW-CTR
|Alive
|Yes, after re-purchasing his podcast.
|-
|[[Chiang-Kai Shek]]
|KVGW-R
|Alive
|No
|-
|[[King Von]]
|KVGW-CTR, KVGWSec
|Alive
|No
|-
|[[Bingbong Marcos]]
|KVGW-L
|Alive
|No, currently is a resistance organizer.
|-
|[[Sheldon Cooper|"Young" Sheldon Cooper]]
|KVGW-R
|Dead
|Yes, immediately shot by Republican Guardsmen upon acceptance.
|-
|[[Manuel Escuela|Manuel "Manny" Escuela]]
|KVGW-CTR
|Alive
|No, active in Lithuanian politics advocating for his restoration as [[Prime Minister of the Republic|Prime Minister]], and the restoration of [[Constitution of the Republic#Previous Constitution|the old Constitution]].
|-
|[[Nikol Pashinyan]]
|KVGW-CTR
|Dead
|No, committed suicide in protest of [[Cookie Policy]].<ref name=":1">x.com, General</ref>
|-
|[[Mr. Dre]] (Also known as Dr. Dre)
|KVGW-CTR, KVGWSec
|Alive
|Yes, as part of his deal to be released from prison regarding his fake medical license.
|-
|[[Kurt Von Schleicher]]
|KVGWSec
|Alive
|N/A, Foreign Citizen
|-
|[[Miloš Zeman]]
|KVGWSec
|Alive
|Lawyer of Kurt Von Schleicher
|-
|John Reed
|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]]
|Alive
|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs.
|-
|John Reed
|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]]
|Alive
|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs.
|-
|John Reed
|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]]
|Alive
|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs.
|}
<blockquote>Joe Rogan was a founder of the movement, and the first signer of the Rogan Declaration. He is known for his charisma, as well as his "[[Ohio skibidi rizz]]"<ref name=":1" />.</blockquote>
[[File:330-PS-6543 (USN 633557) Vice Admiral A. M. Pride, Commander, Seventh Fleet, Chiang Kai Shek and U.S. Ambassador to China Karl L. Rankin.jpg|alt=Chiang Kai-Shek, military uniform, meeting with one other figure.|thumb|Chaing Kai-Shek in a Kuomintang party meeting, c. 2023.]]
Chaing-Kai Shek had felt like he had been cheated by the KMT, and decided to leave the party, after first resolving all remaining responsibilities to them as a gesture of goodwill. He accused them of straying away from their founding principles and unfairly shutting him out of power, yet maintained a relationship with their leadership and several members, leading to some later joining the movement. He was the author of the Rogan Declaration and second signer, and he authored the document because he saw a vulnerability in the Horizons dominated political system. He officially cited this vulnerability in a speech, "The current political system is stagnant, with Horizons being able to claim total domination. The people crave a centrist approach, and a party formed on this principle, with relationism and popular appeal at the core, could gain a critical mass of voters."<ref>Truth Social, Chiang Kai-Shek's Account</ref>

King Von was brought in as a figurehead, and to serve as the leader of the party's paramilitary, terror and private security wing, internally labeled KVGWSec. He was a large financial donor and served as [[Secretary of Defense]] several times. He is considered to be one of, if not the most popular individuals in [[the Republic]], even post [[July days]].
[[File:Joe Rogan.png|thumb|Joe Rogan, as taken by the [https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/650/~/nintendo-3ds-camera-overview 3DS Camera app] for his official portrait, 2025.]]
King Von, Chaing-Kai Shek and Joe Rogan formed the "3 Pashas" of the party. Rogan has returned to his podcast, and the others remain in unknown but alive conditions and circumstances. The Joe Rogan Experience has record low viewership, and is considered insignificant, with even [[William F. Galvin]] not showing to an episode that he was scheduled for.<ref name=":0" />

== KVGWSec ==
[[File:Bundesarchiv B 145 Bild-P046304, General Kurt v. Schleicher vor Wahllokal.jpg|alt=Kurt Von Schleicher walks past protestors calmly in business attire.|thumb|Kurt Von Schleicher, passing by DPP and Kuomintang protest signs, ignoring them on his way to the [[JFK building]], to negotiate the purchase of KVGWSec.]]
'''KVGWSec''', formally '''King Von's Security Solutions and Consulting''' (Name unchanged post sale) is the security, paramilitary, and terror wing of the KVGW. This portion technically operates as a separate corporation, but the links are inseparable to the political wing of the party. Kurt Von Schleicher currently operates this part of the group, and it has therefore became legal. The corporation is still named after King Von, but the political group was renamed for Kurt, although it lies dormant and effectively defunct.<ref name=":2" />

Recently, as a part of their deal, panic buttons and security details provided by KVGWSec were provided to all [[Democratic Progressive Party]] members.<ref name=":0" />

== Summary of Rogan Declaration ==

==== Original news coverage, courtesy of [[Grok Newsroom]]: ====
Please note: this coverage is now widely considered inaccurate<ref name=":0" /><ref>King Von's Grey Wolves Archives</ref>, but this source was decided to provide a good view into what people thought of the party, as well as it's founding principles.
 King Von's Gray{{Efn|text=Original Spelling is disputed.|group=lower-alpha}} Wolves Party

 The Gray Wolves movement started after Chiang Kai-Shek, Ibn Saud, and Hunter Biden concluded that a new party that stays to the center, gets a large amount of funding, and offers an “alternative” to the people of the Republic, could possibly break an entrenched political system and maybe even win a majority. None of these people were interested in this venture, but it stuck with Chiang.

 Now, feeling total alienation from his party and society as a whole, Chiang met Joe Rogan, and spoke with him on his podcast, and explained his ideas from the think tank years earlier. Joe, as he naturally was, immediately agreed in principle and promised to join the movement should it take shape.

 As outlined on Joe Rogan, the party would consist of the following as a platform;

 Strong Presidency with power to give huge executive orders in “big beautiful bills”

 Centre economics with components of “Juche” and “Autarky”

 Populism, strangely left-wing to an extent

 Centralized rule under a few key officials, with other officials becoming less important in general, focusing on a few priorities

 Relationism, relationism, relationism

 Refusal to work with the Kuomintang or Horizons at all

 Lowering or Removal of electoral thresholds at all

 Rename the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America

 Eventually, when the podcast episode was over, Chiang and Joe signed the '''Rogan Declaration,''' formally promising to form the newly proclaimed “Gray Wolf” movement.

 Enter: King Von. A former Nazi, who allegedly committed suicide and had ties to Kanye West. He is extremely popular for his rap music, wealth, ties to Saudi Arabia, frequent attempts to “expose” Hunter Biden, and numerous “cancellations” on social media. He ''allegedly'' promised a large campaign donation if he could have a large part in the party. He is considered the “popular figurehead” of the group, seeking to enter politics with an anti-establishment view. King Von was a key figure in the procurement of Hunter Biden’s laptop in the '''May 2025 election,''' possibly causing his party to fall short of expectations.
[[File:A-7468593-1751008734-1921.jpg|alt=King Von|thumb|King Von, depicted in his Demon Form.]]
 King Von watched the episode of Joe Rogan and immediately had his agent sign him onto the Rogan Declaration, and the party began to take shape after the '''May 2025 election, featuring Horizons’ dominance, which disgusted Rogan, Von, and Chiang.''' After seeing that Kuomintang became the official opposition without Chiang’s written approval, he publicly severed all ties through a livestream on X that was riddled with bugs and glitches.

 The party is accused of ties to foreign oil, such as in Saudi Arabia, which contradicts its platform on “Juche and Autarky in life”. It maintains that these connections are overblown and unrelated to oil. RFK Jr. has denounced these connections, but also joined the Gray Wolves (now rebranded to King Von’s Gray Wolves, ''allegedly'' due to his popularity but officially as a “change in dynamics”), after being promised the role of secretary of social media.

 The party has formed a militant wing and is actively fighting on the side of Palestine, China (India-Pakistan conflict), and Russia, and is ''allegedly'' getting rich operating this private army. Many members are rejects or retirees from the republican guard.

 The “big three” (Rogan, Chiang, and Von) claim to have been inspired by the activism of the PSD.

 Adding to the accusations of extreme views, they have promised to pass a “big beautiful bill” called the “Nazi Hitler Putin corruption bill”, but have provided no futher details other than the fact that it has no connections to Nazis, Hitler, nor Putin despite being endorsed by all of them. We suspect this bill will give the president extensive powers to lead the republican guard to do his will. Numerous republican guard members have claimed to have read this bill, but will not comment on it. Fewer guardsmen, in an anonymous poll, claimed to sympathize with the party, and over 75% claimed that they would not resist the “big beautiful bill”, should it pass.

 Chiang now publicly claims that his time in Kuomintang was a mistake and that he has become enlightened, but will serve out any obligations he has to the party before departure.

 King Von’s Gray Wolves have promised to run King Von for president, and share party leadership among the “big three”. The only cabinet positions that have been promised are to RFK Jr, a former Nazi, and Boris Savinkov, a former Nazi, who both joined the movement after being publicly promised cabinet positions. The party maintains that they are a “political populist movement”, and “decentralized”. Gong Xio Hua, a Kuomintang member, denies connection to the party, but numerous news organizations have noticed six-figure sums with ties to the Saudi family flowing into his bank accounts every month.

 They also promise to run people for every single seat, and claim to have enough support to dethrone or split HO - but they have some baggage. People accuse them of extremism, King Von ''allegedly'' killed himself and has not been seen in public, and other than the Rogan Declaration: the party has a hazy platform. It does appear to be polling better than expected, but we shall see what happens when push comes to shove in June.

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