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{{Infobox political party

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| european = Hostile

| slogan = King Von's

| anthem = Goodbye Forever - Freestyle

| anthem = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcO8KV4gSlA Goodbye Forever - Freestyle]

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[[File:Bozkurtlar Logo Design.png|alt=Logo depicting King Von, with a red circle and Turkish text.|thumb|Proposed KVGW logo, allegedly generated by Artificial Intelligence. This logo was never ratified.]]

'''King Von’s Grey Wolves''', also known as the '''KVGW''' or '''King Von's Gray Wolves''' is a populist movement, political party and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism designated terrorist group] founded in the aftermath of the [[May election]]. It was created by the Rogan Declaration, a document signed live on air on the [[Joe Rogan Experience]], a popular variety and news podcast. It was founded by the “3 Pashas”, [[Chiang Kai-Shek]] (from the [[Kuomintang]]), [[Joe Rogan]], who runs a media empire through his ownership of said Joe Rogan Experience, and [[King Von]] (former [[Alternative for Germany|Nazi]]), the most famous celebrity in the Republic. The party gained 6 defectors in parliament (4 from the KMT and 2 from [[Horizons]]), although 1 was killed. It performed shockingly<ref name=":0" /> well in the [[May 2025 by-elections|May by-elections]]. During the [[June snap election]], the party formed a [[Von List|joint list]] with 2 minor relationist parties, [[New Dawn]] and [[Loyalty to the Revolution bloc]], and became both the most popular list and the largest party in parliament. It formed a “[[Rogan Cabinet I|rainbow coalition]]” with 4 other parties, the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), [[Dignity]], Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and New Dawn. After the [[June regular elections]], the party formed a [[Rogan Cabinet II|grand coalition]] with the DPP, KMT, and other smaller parties. Joe Rogan was Prime Minister during both of these cabinets. After the July elections, [[Manuel Escuela|Manuel "Manny" Escuela]] [[Resignation of Joe Rogan|took over the party by a vote]] and [[Escuela Cabinet|formed a cabinet]] with New Dawn, Momentum, and Dignity. After New Dawn attempted to implement its Orthodox Relationist policies, and then PM Escuela [[Assassination of Gay Tony|contracted an assassination from Boeing]], the government was overthrown by the [[Republican Guard]] and the KVGW was banned.<ref name=":0">Politics. US History. Current Events.</ref>

'''King Von’s Grey Wolves''', also known as the '''KVGW''' or '''King Von's Gray Wolves''' is a populist movement, political party and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism designated terrorist group] founded in the aftermath of the [[May election]]. It was created by the Rogan Declaration, a document signed live on air on the [[Joe Rogan Experience]], a popular variety and news podcast. It was founded by the “3 Pashas”, [[Chiang Kai-Shek]] (from the [[Kuomintang]]), [[Joe Rogan]], who runs a media empire through his ownership of said Joe Rogan Experience, and [[King Von]] (former [[Alternative for Germany|Nazi]]), the most famous celebrity in the Republic. The party gained 6 defectors in parliament (4 from the KMT and 2 from [[Horizons]]), although 1 was killed. It performed shockingly<ref name=":0" /> well in the [[May 2025 by-elections|May by-elections]]. During the [[June snap election]], the party formed a [[Von List|joint list]] with 2 minor relationist parties, [[New Dawn]] and [[Loyalty to the Revolution bloc]], and became both the most popular list and the largest party in parliament. It formed a “[[Rogan Cabinet I|rainbow coalition]]” with 4 other parties, the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), [[Dignity]], Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and New Dawn. After the [[June regular elections]], the party formed a [[Rogan Cabinet II|grand coalition]] with the DPP, KMT, and other smaller parties. Joe Rogan was Prime Minister during both of these cabinets. After the July elections, [[Manuel Escuela|Manuel "Manny" Escuela]] [[Resignation of Joe Rogan|took over the party by a vote]] and [[Escuela Cabinet|formed a cabinet]] with New Dawn, Momentum, and Dignity. After New Dawn attempted to implement its Orthodox Relationist policies, and then PM Escuela [[Assassination of Gay Tony|contracted an assassination from Boeing]], the government [[July Days|was overthrown]] by the [[Republican Guard]] and the KVGW was banned.<ref name=":0">Politics. US History. Current Events.</ref>

The KVGW also exists as a Paramilitary group, which was managed by King Von before the party's banning. After the ban, this wing was in limbo, and it was suspended from limbo after German Billionaire [[Kurt Von Schleicher]] purchased all assets of the KVGW, renaming it "Kurt Von's Grey Wolves." They currently continue to operate as a private security company under this name and purpose.<ref>Speech from Kurt Von Schleicher, retrieved September 2025.</ref>

=== Notable Members ===

== Notable Members ==

The party is split into three wings, KVGW-CTR being the centrists, KVGW-R being more right-wing and conservative, and KVGW-L being more left wing and lenient. All members still identify with Enlightened Centrism.<ref>Grok.com, General</ref>

The party is split into three wings, KVGW-CTR being the centrists, KVGW-R being more right-wing and conservative, and KVGW-L being more left wing and lenient. All members still identify with Enlightened Centrism.<ref name=":2">Grok.com, General</ref>

{| class="wikitable"

{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"

|+

!Person

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|Alive

|N/A, Foreign Citizen

|-

|[[Miloš Zeman]]

|KVGWSec

|Alive

|Lawyer of Kurt Von Schleicher

|-

|John Reed

|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]]

|Alive

|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs.

|-

|John Reed

|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]]

|Alive

|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs.

|-

|John Reed

|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]]

|Alive

|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs.

|}

<blockquote>Joe Rogan was a founder of the movement, and the first signer of the Rogan Declaration. He is known for his charisma, as well as his "[[Ohio skibidi rizz]]"<ref name=":1" />.</blockquote>

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King Von, Chaing-Kai Shek and Joe Rogan formed the "3 Pashas" of the party. Rogan has returned to his podcast, and the others remain in unknown but alive conditions and circumstances. The Joe Rogan Experience has record low viewership, and is considered insignificant, with even [[William F. Galvin]] not showing to an episode that he was scheduled for.<ref name=":0" />

=== KVGWSec ===

== KVGWSec ==

[[File:Bundesarchiv B 145 Bild-P046304, General Kurt v. Schleicher vor Wahllokal.jpg|alt=Kurt Von Schleicher walks past protestors calmly in business attire.|thumb|Kurt Von Schleicher, passing by DPP and Kuomintang protest signs, ignoring them on his way to the [[JFK building]], to negotiate the purchase of KVGWSec.]]

'''KVGWSec''', formally '''King Von's Security Solutions and Consulting''' (Name unchanged post sale) is the security, paramilitary, and terror wing of the KVGW. This portion technically operates as a separate corporation, but the links are inseparable to the political wing of the party. Kurt Von Schleicher currently operates this part of the group, and it has therefore became legal. The corporation is still named after King Von, but the political group was renamed for Kurt, although it lies dormant and effectively defunct.

'''KVGWSec''', formally '''King Von's Security Solutions and Consulting''' (Name unchanged post sale) is the security, paramilitary, and terror wing of the KVGW. This portion technically operates as a separate corporation, but the links are inseparable to the political wing of the party. Kurt Von Schleicher currently operates this part of the group, and it has therefore became legal. The corporation is still named after King Von, but the political group was renamed for Kurt, although it lies dormant and effectively defunct.<ref name=":2" />

Recently, as a part of their deal, panic buttons and security details provided by KVGWSec were provided to all [[Democratic Progressive Party]] members.<ref name=":0" />

=== Summary of Rogan Declaration ===

== Summary of Rogan Declaration ==

==== Original news coverage, courtesy of [[Grok Newsroom]]: ====

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+{{Featured article}}
 {{Infobox political party
 | name             = King Von's Grey Wolves
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 | european         = Hostile
 | slogan           = King Von's
-| anthem           = Goodbye Forever - Freestyle
+| anthem           = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcO8KV4gSlA Goodbye Forever - Freestyle]
 }}
 [[File:Bozkurtlar Logo Design.png|alt=Logo depicting King Von, with a red circle and Turkish text.|thumb|Proposed KVGW logo, allegedly generated by Artificial Intelligence. This logo was never ratified.]]
-'''King Von’s Grey Wolves''', also known as the '''KVGW''' or '''King Von's Gray Wolves''' is a populist movement, political party and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism designated terrorist group] founded in the aftermath of the [[May election]]. It was created by the Rogan Declaration, a document signed live on air on the [[Joe Rogan Experience]], a popular variety and news podcast. It was founded by the “3 Pashas”, [[Chiang Kai-Shek]] (from the [[Kuomintang]]), [[Joe Rogan]], who runs a media empire through his ownership of said Joe Rogan Experience, and [[King Von]] (former [[Alternative for Germany|Nazi]]), the most famous celebrity in the Republic. The party gained 6 defectors in parliament (4 from the KMT and 2 from [[Horizons]]), although 1 was killed. It performed shockingly<ref name=":0" /> well in the [[May 2025 by-elections|May by-elections]]. During the [[June snap election]], the party formed a [[Von List|joint list]] with 2 minor relationist parties, [[New Dawn]] and [[Loyalty to the Revolution bloc]], and became both the most popular list and the largest party in parliament. It formed a “[[Rogan Cabinet I|rainbow coalition]]” with 4 other parties, the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), [[Dignity]], Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and New Dawn. After the [[June regular elections]], the party formed a [[Rogan Cabinet II|grand coalition]] with the DPP, KMT, and other smaller parties. Joe Rogan was Prime Minister during both of these cabinets. After the July elections, [[Manuel Escuela|Manuel "Manny" Escuela]] [[Resignation of Joe Rogan|took over the party by a vote]] and [[Escuela Cabinet|formed a cabinet]] with New Dawn, Momentum, and Dignity. After New Dawn attempted to implement its Orthodox Relationist policies, and then PM Escuela [[Assassination of Gay Tony|contracted an assassination from Boeing]], the government was overthrown by the [[Republican Guard]] and the KVGW was banned.<ref name=":0">Politics. US History. Current Events.</ref>
+'''King Von’s Grey Wolves''', also known as the '''KVGW''' or '''King Von's Gray Wolves''' is a populist movement, political party and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism designated terrorist group] founded in the aftermath of the [[May election]]. It was created by the Rogan Declaration, a document signed live on air on the [[Joe Rogan Experience]], a popular variety and news podcast. It was founded by the “3 Pashas”, [[Chiang Kai-Shek]] (from the [[Kuomintang]]), [[Joe Rogan]], who runs a media empire through his ownership of said Joe Rogan Experience, and [[King Von]] (former [[Alternative for Germany|Nazi]]), the most famous celebrity in the Republic. The party gained 6 defectors in parliament (4 from the KMT and 2 from [[Horizons]]), although 1 was killed. It performed shockingly<ref name=":0" /> well in the [[May 2025 by-elections|May by-elections]]. During the [[June snap election]], the party formed a [[Von List|joint list]] with 2 minor relationist parties, [[New Dawn]] and [[Loyalty to the Revolution bloc]], and became both the most popular list and the largest party in parliament. It formed a “[[Rogan Cabinet I|rainbow coalition]]” with 4 other parties, the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), [[Dignity]], Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and New Dawn. After the [[June regular elections]], the party formed a [[Rogan Cabinet II|grand coalition]] with the DPP, KMT, and other smaller parties. Joe Rogan was Prime Minister during both of these cabinets. After the July elections, [[Manuel Escuela|Manuel "Manny" Escuela]] [[Resignation of Joe Rogan|took over the party by a vote]] and [[Escuela Cabinet|formed a cabinet]] with New Dawn, Momentum, and Dignity. After New Dawn attempted to implement its Orthodox Relationist policies, and then PM Escuela [[Assassination of Gay Tony|contracted an assassination from Boeing]], the government [[July Days|was overthrown]] by the [[Republican Guard]] and the KVGW was banned.<ref name=":0">Politics. US History. Current Events.</ref>
 The KVGW also exists as a Paramilitary group, which was managed by King Von before the party's banning. After the ban, this wing was in limbo, and it was suspended from limbo after German Billionaire [[Kurt Von Schleicher]] purchased all assets of the KVGW, renaming it "Kurt Von's Grey Wolves." They currently continue to operate as a private security company under this name and purpose.<ref>Speech from Kurt Von Schleicher, retrieved September 2025.</ref>
-=== Notable Members ===
+== Notable Members ==
-The party is split into three wings, KVGW-CTR being the centrists, KVGW-R being more right-wing and conservative, and KVGW-L being more left wing and lenient. All members still identify with Enlightened Centrism.<ref>Grok.com, General</ref>
+The party is split into three wings, KVGW-CTR being the centrists, KVGW-R being more right-wing and conservative, and KVGW-L being more left wing and lenient. All members still identify with Enlightened Centrism.<ref name=":2">Grok.com, General</ref>
-{| class="wikitable"
+{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
 |+
 !Person
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 |Alive
 |N/A, Foreign Citizen
+|-
+|[[Miloš Zeman]]
+|KVGWSec
+|Alive
+|Lawyer of Kurt Von Schleicher
+|-
+|John Reed
+|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]]
+|Alive
+|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs.
+|-
+|John Reed
+|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]]
+|Alive
+|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs.
+|-
+|John Reed
+|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]]
+|Alive
+|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs.
 |}
 <blockquote>Joe Rogan was a founder of the movement, and the first signer of the Rogan Declaration. He is known for his charisma, as well as his "[[Ohio skibidi rizz]]"<ref name=":1" />.</blockquote>
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 King Von, Chaing-Kai Shek and Joe Rogan formed the "3 Pashas" of the party. Rogan has returned to his podcast, and the others remain in unknown but alive conditions and circumstances. The Joe Rogan Experience has record low viewership, and is considered insignificant, with even [[William F. Galvin]] not showing to an episode that he was scheduled for.<ref name=":0" />
-=== KVGWSec ===
+== KVGWSec ==
 [[File:Bundesarchiv B 145 Bild-P046304, General Kurt v. Schleicher vor Wahllokal.jpg|alt=Kurt Von Schleicher walks past protestors calmly in business attire.|thumb|Kurt Von Schleicher, passing by DPP and Kuomintang protest signs, ignoring them on his way to the [[JFK building]], to negotiate the purchase of KVGWSec.]]
-'''KVGWSec''', formally '''King Von's Security Solutions and Consulting''' (Name unchanged post sale) is the security, paramilitary, and terror wing of the KVGW. This portion technically operates as a separate corporation, but the links are inseparable to the political wing of the party. Kurt Von Schleicher currently operates this part of the group, and it has therefore became legal. The corporation is still named after King Von, but the political group was renamed for Kurt, although it lies dormant and effectively defunct.
+'''KVGWSec''', formally '''King Von's Security Solutions and Consulting''' (Name unchanged post sale) is the security, paramilitary, and terror wing of the KVGW. This portion technically operates as a separate corporation, but the links are inseparable to the political wing of the party. Kurt Von Schleicher currently operates this part of the group, and it has therefore became legal. The corporation is still named after King Von, but the political group was renamed for Kurt, although it lies dormant and effectively defunct.<ref name=":2" />
+Recently, as a part of their deal, panic buttons and security details provided by KVGWSec were provided to all [[Democratic Progressive Party]] members.<ref name=":0" />
-=== Summary of Rogan Declaration ===
+== Summary of Rogan Declaration ==
 ==== Original news coverage, courtesy of [[Grok Newsroom]]: ====