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{{Infobox political party | {{Infobox political party | ||
| name = King Von's Grey Wolves | | name = King Von's Grey Wolves | ||
| colorcode = # | | colorcode = #98ff00 | ||
| leader = King Von (May election-June Snap Election) | | leader = King Von (May election-June Snap Election) | ||
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September 22, 2025: All assets purchased by Kurt Von Schleicher | September 22, 2025: All assets purchased by Kurt Von Schleicher | ||
| colors = {{color box|# | | colors = {{color box|#98ff00}} Lime Green | ||
| split = Kuomintang | | split = Kuomintang | ||
| newspaper = The Joe Rogan Experience | | newspaper = The Joe Rogan Experience | ||
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| european = Hostile | | european = Hostile | ||
| slogan = King Von's | | slogan = King Von's | ||
| anthem = Goodbye Forever - Freestyle | | anthem = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcO8KV4gSlA Goodbye Forever - Freestyle] | ||
}} | }} | ||
[[File:Bozkurtlar Logo Design.png|alt=Logo depicting King Von, with a red circle and Turkish text.|thumb|Proposed KVGW logo, allegedly generated by Artificial Intelligence. This logo was never ratified.]] | [[File:Bozkurtlar Logo Design.png|alt=Logo depicting King Von, with a red circle and Turkish text.|thumb|Proposed KVGW logo, allegedly generated by Artificial Intelligence. This logo was never ratified.]] | ||
'''King Von’s Grey Wolves''', also known as the '''KVGW''' or '''King Von's Gray Wolves''' is a populist movement, political party and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism designated terrorist group] founded in the aftermath of the [[May election]]. It was created by the | '''King Von’s Grey Wolves''', also known as the '''KVGW''' or '''King Von's Gray Wolves''' is a populist movement, political party and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism designated terrorist group] founded in the aftermath of the [[May election]]. It was created by the Rogan Declaration, a document signed live on air on the [[Joe Rogan Experience]], a popular variety and news podcast. It was founded by the “3 Pashas”, [[Chiang Kai-Shek]] (from the [[Kuomintang]]), [[Joe Rogan]], who runs a media empire through his ownership of said Joe Rogan Experience, and [[King Von]] (former [[Alternative for Germany|Nazi]]), the most famous celebrity in the Republic. The party gained 6 defectors in parliament (4 from the KMT and 2 from [[Horizons]]), although 1 was killed. It performed shockingly<ref name=":0" /> well in the [[May 2025 by-elections|May by-elections]]. During the [[June snap election]], the party formed a [[Von List|joint list]] with 2 minor relationist parties, [[New Dawn]] and [[Loyalty to the Revolution bloc]], and became both the most popular list and the largest party in parliament. It formed a “[[Rogan Cabinet I|rainbow coalition]]” with 4 other parties, the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), [[Dignity]], Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and New Dawn. After the [[June regular elections]], the party formed a [[Rogan Cabinet II|grand coalition]] with the DPP, KMT, and other smaller parties. Joe Rogan was Prime Minister during both of these cabinets. After the July elections, [[Manuel Escuela|Manuel "Manny" Escuela]] [[Resignation of Joe Rogan|took over the party by a vote]] and [[Escuela Cabinet|formed a cabinet]] with New Dawn, Momentum, and Dignity. After New Dawn attempted to implement its Orthodox Relationist policies, and then PM Escuela [[Assassination of Gay Tony|contracted an assassination from Boeing]], the government [[July Days|was overthrown]] by the [[Republican Guard]] and the KVGW was banned.<ref name=":0">Politics. US History. Current Events.</ref> | ||
The KVGW also exists as a Paramilitary group, which was managed by King Von before the party's banning. After the ban, this wing was in limbo, and it was suspended from limbo after German Billionaire [[Kurt Von Schleicher]] purchased all assets of the KVGW, renaming it "Kurt Von's Grey Wolves." They currently continue to operate as a private security company under this name and purpose.<ref>Speech from Kurt Von Schleicher, retrieved September 2025.</ref> | The KVGW also exists as a Paramilitary group, which was managed by King Von before the party's banning. After the ban, this wing was in limbo, and it was suspended from limbo after German Billionaire [[Kurt Von Schleicher]] purchased all assets of the KVGW, renaming it "Kurt Von's Grey Wolves." They currently continue to operate as a private security company under this name and purpose.<ref>Speech from Kurt Von Schleicher, retrieved September 2025.</ref> | ||
== Notable Members == | |||
The party is split into three wings, KVGW-CTR being the centrists, KVGW-R being more right-wing and conservative, and KVGW-L being more left wing and lenient. All members still identify with Enlightened Centrism.<ref>Grok.com, General</ref> | The party is split into three wings, KVGW-CTR being the centrists, KVGW-R being more right-wing and conservative, and KVGW-L being more left wing and lenient. All members still identify with Enlightened Centrism.<ref name=":2">Grok.com, General</ref> | ||
{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" | ||
|+ | |+ | ||
!Person | !Person | ||
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![[KVGW Amnesty|Amnesty]] Accepted? | ![[KVGW Amnesty|Amnesty]] Accepted? | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Joe Rogan | |[[Joe Rogan]] | ||
|KVGW-CTR | |KVGW-CTR | ||
|Alive | |Alive | ||
|Yes, after re-purchasing his podcast. | |Yes, after re-purchasing his podcast. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Chiang-Kai Shek | |[[Chiang-Kai Shek]] | ||
|KVGW-R | |KVGW-R | ||
|Alive | |Alive | ||
|No | |No | ||
|- | |- | ||
|King Von | |[[King Von]] | ||
|KVGW-CTR, KVGWSec | |KVGW-CTR, KVGWSec | ||
|Alive | |Alive | ||
|No | |No | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Bingbong Marcos | |[[Bingbong Marcos]] | ||
|KVGW-L | |KVGW-L | ||
|Alive | |Alive | ||
|No, currently is a resistance organizer. | |No, currently is a resistance organizer. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|"Young" Sheldon Cooper | |[[Sheldon Cooper|"Young" Sheldon Cooper]] | ||
|KVGW-R | |KVGW-R | ||
|Dead | |Dead | ||
|Yes, immediately shot by Republican Guardsmen upon acceptance. | |Yes, immediately shot by Republican Guardsmen upon acceptance. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Manuel "Manny" Escuela | |[[Manuel Escuela|Manuel "Manny" Escuela]] | ||
|KVGW-CTR | |KVGW-CTR | ||
|Alive | |Alive | ||
|No, active in Lithuanian politics advocating for his restoration as [[Prime Minister of the Republic|Prime Minister]], and the restoration of [[Constitution of the Republic#Previous Constitution|the old Constitution]]. | |No, active in Lithuanian politics advocating for his restoration as [[Prime Minister of the Republic|Prime Minister]], and the restoration of [[Constitution of the Republic#Previous Constitution|the old Constitution]]. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Nikol Pashinyan | |[[Nikol Pashinyan]] | ||
|KVGW-CTR | |KVGW-CTR | ||
|Dead | |Dead | ||
|No, committed suicide in protest of [[Cookie Policy]].<ref name=":1">x.com, General</ref> | |No, committed suicide in protest of [[Cookie Policy]].<ref name=":1">x.com, General</ref> | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Mr. Dre (Also known as Dr. Dre) | |[[Mr. Dre]] (Also known as Dr. Dre) | ||
|KVGW-CTR, KVGWSec | |KVGW-CTR, KVGWSec | ||
|Alive | |Alive | ||
|Yes, as part of his deal to be released from prison regarding his fake medical license. | |Yes, as part of his deal to be released from prison regarding his fake medical license. | ||
|- | |- | ||
|Kurt Von Schleicher | |[[Kurt Von Schleicher]] | ||
|KVGWSec | |KVGWSec | ||
|Alive | |Alive | ||
|N/A, Foreign Citizen | |N/A, Foreign Citizen | ||
|- | |||
|[[Miloš Zeman]] | |||
|KVGWSec | |||
|Alive | |||
|Lawyer of Kurt Von Schleicher | |||
|- | |||
|John Reed | |||
|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]] | |||
|Alive | |||
|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs. | |||
|- | |||
|John Reed | |||
|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]] | |||
|Alive | |||
|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs. | |||
|- | |||
|John Reed | |||
|KVGWSec, [[Democratic Progressive Party|DPP]] | |||
|Alive | |||
|Part of the Zeman-Wu Plan to install KVGW MPs. | |||
|} | |} | ||
<blockquote>Joe Rogan was a founder of the movement, and the first signer of the Rogan Declaration. He is known for his charisma, as well as his "[[Ohio skibidi rizz]]"<ref name=":1" />.</blockquote> | <blockquote>Joe Rogan was a founder of the movement, and the first signer of the Rogan Declaration. He is known for his charisma, as well as his "[[Ohio skibidi rizz]]"<ref name=":1" />.</blockquote> | ||
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King Von, Chaing-Kai Shek and Joe Rogan formed the "3 Pashas" of the party. Rogan has returned to his podcast, and the others remain in unknown but alive conditions and circumstances. The Joe Rogan Experience has record low viewership, and is considered insignificant, with even [[William F. Galvin]] not showing to an episode that he was scheduled for.<ref name=":0" /> | King Von, Chaing-Kai Shek and Joe Rogan formed the "3 Pashas" of the party. Rogan has returned to his podcast, and the others remain in unknown but alive conditions and circumstances. The Joe Rogan Experience has record low viewership, and is considered insignificant, with even [[William F. Galvin]] not showing to an episode that he was scheduled for.<ref name=":0" /> | ||
== KVGWSec == | |||
[[File:Bundesarchiv B 145 Bild-P046304, General Kurt v. Schleicher vor Wahllokal.jpg|alt=Kurt Von Schleicher walks past protestors calmly in business attire.|thumb|Kurt Von Schleicher, passing by DPP and Kuomintang protest signs, ignoring them on his way to the [[JFK building]], to negotiate the purchase of KVGWSec.]] | [[File:Bundesarchiv B 145 Bild-P046304, General Kurt v. Schleicher vor Wahllokal.jpg|alt=Kurt Von Schleicher walks past protestors calmly in business attire.|thumb|Kurt Von Schleicher, passing by DPP and Kuomintang protest signs, ignoring them on his way to the [[JFK building]], to negotiate the purchase of KVGWSec.]] | ||
'''KVGWSec''', formally '''King Von's Security Solutions and Consulting''' (Name unchanged post sale) is the security, paramilitary, and terror wing of the KVGW. This portion technically operates as a separate corporation, but the links are inseparable to the political wing of the party. Kurt Von Schleicher currently operates this part of the group, and it has therefore became legal. The corporation is still named after King Von, but the political group was renamed for Kurt, although it lies dormant and effectively defunct. | '''KVGWSec''', formally '''King Von's Security Solutions and Consulting''' (Name unchanged post sale) is the security, paramilitary, and terror wing of the KVGW. This portion technically operates as a separate corporation, but the links are inseparable to the political wing of the party. Kurt Von Schleicher currently operates this part of the group, and it has therefore became legal. The corporation is still named after King Von, but the political group was renamed for Kurt, although it lies dormant and effectively defunct.<ref name=":2" /> | ||
Recently, as a part of their deal, panic buttons and security details provided by KVGWSec were provided to all [[Democratic Progressive Party]] members.<ref name=":0" /> | |||
== Summary of Rogan Declaration == | |||
==== Original news coverage, courtesy of [[Grok Newsroom]]: ==== | ==== Original news coverage, courtesy of [[Grok Newsroom]]: ==== | ||
Please note: this coverage is now widely considered inaccurate<ref name=":0" /><ref>King Von's Grey Wolves Archives</ref>, but this source was decided to provide a good view into what people thought of the party, as well as it's founding principles. | Please note: this coverage is now widely considered inaccurate<ref name=":0" /><ref>King Von's Grey Wolves Archives</ref>, but this source was decided to provide a good view into what people thought of the party, as well as it's founding principles. | ||
King Von's Gray Wolves Party | King Von's Gray{{Efn|text=Original Spelling is disputed.|group=lower-alpha}} Wolves Party | ||
The Gray Wolves movement started after Chiang Kai-Shek, Ibn Saud, and Hunter Biden concluded that a new party that stays to the center, gets a large amount of funding, and offers an “alternative” to the people of the Republic, could possibly break an entrenched political system and maybe even win a majority. None of these people were interested in this venture, but it stuck with Chiang. | The Gray Wolves movement started after Chiang Kai-Shek, Ibn Saud, and Hunter Biden concluded that a new party that stays to the center, gets a large amount of funding, and offers an “alternative” to the people of the Republic, could possibly break an entrenched political system and maybe even win a majority. None of these people were interested in this venture, but it stuck with Chiang. | ||
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Enter: King Von. A former Nazi, who allegedly committed suicide and had ties to Kanye West. He is extremely popular for his rap music, wealth, ties to Saudi Arabia, frequent attempts to “expose” Hunter Biden, and numerous “cancellations” on social media. He ''allegedly'' promised a large campaign donation if he could have a large part in the party. He is considered the “popular figurehead” of the group, seeking to enter politics with an anti-establishment view. King Von was a key figure in the procurement of Hunter Biden’s laptop in the '''May 2025 election,''' possibly causing his party to fall short of expectations. | Enter: King Von. A former Nazi, who allegedly committed suicide and had ties to Kanye West. He is extremely popular for his rap music, wealth, ties to Saudi Arabia, frequent attempts to “expose” Hunter Biden, and numerous “cancellations” on social media. He ''allegedly'' promised a large campaign donation if he could have a large part in the party. He is considered the “popular figurehead” of the group, seeking to enter politics with an anti-establishment view. King Von was a key figure in the procurement of Hunter Biden’s laptop in the '''May 2025 election,''' possibly causing his party to fall short of expectations. | ||
[[File:A-7468593-1751008734-1921.jpg|alt=King Von|thumb|King Von, depicted in his Demon Form.]] | |||
King Von watched the episode of Joe Rogan and immediately had his agent sign him onto the Rogan Declaration, and the party began to take shape after the '''May 2025 election, featuring Horizons’ dominance, which disgusted Rogan, Von, and Chiang.''' After seeing that Kuomintang became the official opposition without Chiang’s written approval, he publicly severed all ties through a livestream on X that was riddled with bugs and glitches. | King Von watched the episode of Joe Rogan and immediately had his agent sign him onto the Rogan Declaration, and the party began to take shape after the '''May 2025 election, featuring Horizons’ dominance, which disgusted Rogan, Von, and Chiang.''' After seeing that Kuomintang became the official opposition without Chiang’s written approval, he publicly severed all ties through a livestream on X that was riddled with bugs and glitches. | ||
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They also promise to run people for every single seat, and claim to have enough support to dethrone or split HO - but they have some baggage. People accuse them of extremism, King Von ''allegedly'' killed himself and has not been seen in public, and other than the Rogan Declaration: the party has a hazy platform. It does appear to be polling better than expected, but we shall see what happens when push comes to shove in June. | They also promise to run people for every single seat, and claim to have enough support to dethrone or split HO - but they have some baggage. People accuse them of extremism, King Von ''allegedly'' killed himself and has not been seen in public, and other than the Rogan Declaration: the party has a hazy platform. It does appear to be polling better than expected, but we shall see what happens when push comes to shove in June. | ||
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