King Von's Grey Wolves

King Von's Grey Wolves
Leader	King Von (May election-June Snap Election) Joe Rogan (June Snap Election-Rogan's Resignation) Manuel Escuela (Rogan's Resignation-Republican Guard Coup) Bingbong Marcos (Republican Guard Coup-Dissolved)
Legalised	May 12, 2025
Dissolved	July 20, 2025: Banned September 22, 2025: All assets purchased by Kurt Von Schleicher
Split from	Kuomintang
Newspaper	The Joe Rogan Experience
Ideology	Populism, Relationism (Formerly)
Political position	Enlightened Centrism
European affiliation	Hostile
Colors	Lime Green
Slogan	King Von's
Anthem	Goodbye Forever - Freestyle

King Von’s Grey Wolves, also known as the KVGW or King Von's Gray Wolves is a populist movement, political party and designated terrorist group founded in the aftermath of the May election. It was created by the Rogan Declaration, a document signed live on air on the Joe Rogan Experience, a popular variety and news podcast. It was founded by the “3 Pashas”, Chiang Kai-Shek (from the Kuomintang), Joe Rogan, who runs a media empire through his ownership of said Joe Rogan Expierence, and King Von (former Nazi), the most famous celebrity in the Republic. The party gained 6 defectors in parliament (4 from the KMT and 2 from Horizons), although 1 was killed. It performed shockingly well in the May by-elections. During the June snap election, the party formed a joint list with 2 minor relationist parties, New Dawn and Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and became both the most popular list and the largest party in parliament. It formed a “rainbow coalition” with 4 other parties, the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), Dignity, Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and New Dawn. After the June regular elections, the party formed a grand coalition with the DPP, KMT, and other smaller parties. Joe Rogan was Prime Minister during both of these cabinets. After the July elections, Manuel "Manny" Escuela took over the party by a vote and formed a cabinet with New Dawn, Momentum, and Dignity. After New Dawn attempted to implement its Orthodox Relationist policies, and then PM Escuela contracted an assassination from Boeing, the government was overthrown by the Republican Guard and the KVGW was banned.

The KVGW also exists as a Paramilitary group, which was managed by King Von before the party's banning. After the ban, this wing was in limbo, and it was suspended from limbo after German Billionaire Kurt Von Schleicher purchased all assets of the KVGW, renaming it "Kurt Von's Grey Wolves." They currently continue to operate as a private security company under this name and purpose.

Notable Members

The party is split into three wings, KVGW-CTR being the centrists, KVGW-R being more right-wing and conservative, and KVGW-L being more left wing and lenient. All members still identify with Enlightened Centrism.

Person	Political Wing	Status	Amnesty Accepted?
Joe Rogan	KVGW-CTR	Alive	Yes, after re-purchasing his podcast.
Chiang-Kai Shek	KVGW-R	Alive	No
King Von	KVGW-CTR	Alive	No
Bingbong Marcos	KVGW-L	Alive	No, currently is a resistance organizer.
"Young" Sheldon Cooper	KVGW-R	Dead	Yes, immediately shot by Republican Guardsmen upon acceptance.
Manuel "Manny" Escuela	KVGW-CTR	Alive	No, active in Lithuanian politics advocating for his restoration as Prime Minister, and the restoration of the old Constitution.
Nikol Pashinyan	KVGW-CTR	Dead	No, committed suicide in protest of Cookie Policy.
Mr. Dre (Also known as Dr. Dre)	KVGW-CTR	Alive	Yes, as part of his deal to be released from prison regarding his fake medical license.