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'''King Von’s Grey Wolves''', also known as the '''KVGW''' or '''King Von's Gray Wolves''' is a populist movement, political party and designated terrorist group founded in the aftermath of the [[May election]]. It was created by the [[Rogan Declaration]], a document signed live on air on the [[Joe Rogan Experience]], a popular variety and news podcast. It was founded by the “3 Pashas”, Chiang Kai-Shek (from the Kuomintang (KMT)), Joe Rogan, who runs a media empire through his ownership of said Joe Rogan Expierence, and King Von (former [[AfD|Nazi]]), the most famous celebrity in the Republic. The party gained 6 defectors in parliament (4 from the KMT and 2 from [[Horizons]]), although 1 was killed. It performed shockingly well in the May by-elections. During the [[June snap election]], the party formed a [[Von List|joint list]] with 2 minor relationist parties, [[New Dawn]] and [[Loyalty to the Revolution bloc]], and became both the most popular list and the largest party in parliament. It formed a “[[Rogan Cabinet I|rainbow coalition]]” with 4 other parties, the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), [[Dignity]], Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and New Dawn. After the [[June regular elections]], the party formed a [[Rogan Cabinet II|grand coalition]] with the DPP, KMT, and other smaller parties. Joe Rogan was Prime Minister during both of these cabinets. After the July elections, [[Manuel Escuela|Manuel "Manny" Escuela]] [[Resignation of Joe Rogan|took over the party by a vote]] and [[Escuela Cabinet|formed a cabinet]] with New Dawn, Momentum, and Dignity. After New Dawn attempted to implement its Orthodox Relationist policies, and [[Assassination of Gay Tony| | '''King Von’s Grey Wolves''', also known as the '''KVGW''' or '''King Von's Gray Wolves''' is a populist movement, political party and designated terrorist group founded in the aftermath of the [[May election]]. It was created by the [[Rogan Declaration]], a document signed live on air on the [[Joe Rogan Experience]], a popular variety and news podcast. It was founded by the “3 Pashas”, Chiang Kai-Shek (from the Kuomintang (KMT)), Joe Rogan, who runs a media empire through his ownership of said Joe Rogan Expierence, and King Von (former [[AfD|Nazi]]), the most famous celebrity in the Republic. The party gained 6 defectors in parliament (4 from the KMT and 2 from [[Horizons]]), although 1 was killed. It performed shockingly well in the May by-elections. During the [[June snap election]], the party formed a [[Von List|joint list]] with 2 minor relationist parties, [[New Dawn]] and [[Loyalty to the Revolution bloc]], and became both the most popular list and the largest party in parliament. It formed a “[[Rogan Cabinet I|rainbow coalition]]” with 4 other parties, the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), [[Dignity]], Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and New Dawn. After the [[June regular elections]], the party formed a [[Rogan Cabinet II|grand coalition]] with the DPP, KMT, and other smaller parties. Joe Rogan was Prime Minister during both of these cabinets. After the July elections, [[Manuel Escuela|Manuel "Manny" Escuela]] [[Resignation of Joe Rogan|took over the party by a vote]] and [[Escuela Cabinet|formed a cabinet]] with New Dawn, Momentum, and Dignity. After New Dawn attempted to implement its Orthodox Relationist policies, and then PM Escuela [[Assassination of Gay Tony|contracted an assassination from Boeing]], the government was overthrown by the [[Republican Guard]] and the KVGW was banned.<ref>Politics. US History. Current Events.</ref> | ||
=== Notable Members === | |||
The party is split into three wings, KVGW-CTR being the centrists, KVGW-R being more right-wing and conservative, and KVGW-L being more left wing and lenient. All members still identify with Enlightened Centrism.<ref>Grok.com</ref> | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|+ | |||
!Person | |||
!Political Wing | |||
!Status | |||
![[KVGW Amnesty|Amnesty]] Accepted? | |||
|- | |||
|Joe Rogan | |||
|KVGW-CTR | |||
|Alive | |||
|Yes, after re-purchasing his podcast. | |||
|- | |||
|Chiang-Kai Shek | |||
|KVGW-R | |||
|Alive | |||
|No | |||
|- | |||
|King Von | |||
|KVGW-CTR | |||
|Alive | |||
|No | |||
|- | |||
|Bingbong Marcos | |||
|KVGW-L | |||
|Alive | |||
|No, currently is a resistance organizer. | |||
|- | |||
|"Young" Sheldon Cooper | |||
|KVGW-R | |||
|Dead | |||
|Yes, immiedately shot by Republican Guardsmen upon acceptance. | |||
|- | |||
|Manuel "Manny" Escuela | |||
|KVGW-CTR | |||
|Alive | |||
|No, active in Lithuanian politics advocating for his restoration, and the restoration of [[Constitution of the Republic|The Constitution]]. | |||
|- | |||
|Nikol Pashinyan | |||
|KVGW-CTR | |||
|Dead | |||
|No, committed suicide in protest of [[Cookie Policy]]. | |||
|- | |||
|Mr. Dre (Also known as Dr. Dre) | |||
|KVGW-CTR | |||
|Alive | |||
|Yes, as part of his deal to be released from prison regarding his fake medical license. | |||
|} |