King Von's Grey Wolves
King Von’s Grey Wolves, also known as the KVGW or King Von's Gray Wolves is a populist movement, political party and designated terrorist group founded in the aftermath of the May election. It was created by the Rogan Declaration, a document signed live on air on the Joe Rogan Experience, a popular variety and news podcast. It was founded by the “3 Pashas”, Chiang Kai-Shek (from the Kuomintang (KMT)), Joe Rogan, who runs a media empire through his ownership of said Joe Rogan Expierence, and King Von (former Nazi), the most famous celebrity in the Republic. The party gained 6 defectors in parliament (4 from the KMT and 2 from Horizons), although 1 was killed. It performed shockingly well in the May by-elections. During the June snap election, the party formed a joint list with 2 minor relationist parties, New Dawn and Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and became both the most popular list and the largest party in parliament. It formed a “rainbow coalition” with 4 other parties, the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), Dignity, Loyalty to the Revolution bloc, and New Dawn. After the June regular elections, the party formed a grand coalition with the DPP, KMT, and other smaller parties. Joe Rogan was Prime Minister during both of these cabinets. After the July elections, Manuel "Manny" Escuela took over the party by a vote and formed a cabinet with New Dawn, Momentum, and Dignity. After New Dawn attempted to implement its Orthodox Relationist policies, and then PM Escuela contracted an assassination from Boeing, the government was overthrown by the Republican Guard and the KVGW was banned.[1]
King Von's Grey Wolves | |
|---|---|
| Leader | King Von (May election-June Snap Election)
Joe Rogan (June Snap Election-KVGW Leadership Review) Manuel Escuela (KVGW Leadership Review-Republican Guard Coup) Bingbong Marcos (Republican Guard Coup-Dissolved) |
| Legalised | May 12, 2025 |
| Dissolved | July 20, 2025: Banned September 22, 2025: All assets purchased by Kurt Von Schleicher |
| Split from | Kuomintang |
| Newspaper | The Joe Rogan Experience |
| Ideology | Populism, Relationism (Formerly) |
| Political position | Enlightened Centrism |
| European affiliation | Hostile |
| Colors | Lime Green |
| Slogan | King Von's |
| Anthem | Goodbye Forever - Freestyle |
The KVGW also exists as a Paramilitary group, which was managed by King Von before the party's banning. After the ban, this wing was in limbo, and it was suspended from limbo after German Billionaire Kurt Von Schleicher purchased all assets of the KVGW, renaming it "Kurt Von's Grey Wolves." They currently continue to operate as a private security company under this name and purpose.
Notable Members
The party is split into three wings, KVGW-CTR being the centrists, KVGW-R being more right-wing and conservative, and KVGW-L being more left wing and lenient. All members still identify with Enlightened Centrism.[2]
| Person | Political Wing | Status | Amnesty Accepted? |
|---|---|---|---|
| Joe Rogan | KVGW-CTR | Alive | Yes, after re-purchasing his podcast. |
| Chiang-Kai Shek | KVGW-R | Alive | No |
| King Von | KVGW-CTR | Alive | No |
| Bingbong Marcos | KVGW-L | Alive | No, currently is a resistance organizer. |
| "Young" Sheldon Cooper | KVGW-R | Dead | Yes, immiedately shot by Republican Guardsmen upon acceptance. |
| Manuel "Manny" Escuela | KVGW-CTR | Alive | No, active in Lithuanian politics advocating for his restoration, and the restoration of The Constitution. |
| Nikol Pashinyan | KVGW-CTR | Dead | No, committed suicide in protest of Cookie Policy. |
| Mr. Dre (Also known as Dr. Dre) | KVGW-CTR | Alive | Yes, as part of his deal to be released from prison regarding his fake medical license. |